Bad Blogger....Bad.

Ok. Clearly I suck at this.

Day 5: No one really noticed my sign, but I did post a few around town just to fuck around. I didnt see any outrageous reactions like I would have liked to, but maybe I'll pull out again on a rainy day when I can watch the mayhem.

Day 6: Looking back, I guess I always knew I'd regret this.

Day 7: Done, though totally against my will. I was supposed to masturbate to a fantasy provided, and the one given for women sucks.

Day 8: Wow, this went horribly wrong. I was supposed to have an addiction free day. Apparently my brain decided to have all the addictions, including the one I'm giving up for a year. I drank more coffee and smoked more cigarettes in one day than I normally do in a week. I went to my favorite bar and hung out with people I haven't seen since the New Year due to my not drinking. In case you're wondering, I did a bad thing while I was there and broke my first resolution for the year. Yea, I'll be beating myself up for a while on that.

Day 9: Does getting up before 5 and doing something before breakfast count if I was still up from the night before watching 'Seinfield'? Er...probably not. I would say I'd try that again, but I don't wake up before 5 am. Hell, I don't even wake up before noon most days. I guess today I emptied the dishwasher before I ate, maybe I can use that....

Day 10 (today, for those of you wondering): Meet Jonas Day.

I feel like today would have been cooler if I could actually access the website and look over how his year went. I guess all i can is look at his picture and solemly greet him hello. Hi Jonas, I hope your travels were safe.

Small heads up, tomorrow might prove to be difficult seeing as I pretty much know/talk to everyone I encounter on a regular basis. Wish me luck.