Er...Oops. Days 5, 6 and 7.

I seem to have fallen radically behind the times. I'm pretty sure it can be blamed on only getting 3 or 4 hours of sleep for the last few nights, working, and fighting off the death cold/stomach flu combo going around the store, but that's just an excuse for being lazy. In order to catch up, I'll have to complete three tasks in one day.

Day 5: Tape an 'Out of Order' sign to something that isn't broken. Watch the mayhem.

Day 6: Write the opening novel to my debut novel.

Day 7 (today): Masturbate to the fantasy proved for your sex (and lemme tell ya, the one for us women is just plain lame and fails completely to arose any...er...excitement).

All three days are fairly easy; I'm going to find something within view of my work to post the 'Out of Order' sign on so I can document how people react to it and laugh. Loudly. I'm too sleep deprived to write a sentence I'll be proud of right now, so I'll get to that when I wake up in the morning. And today's task is already taken care of, but in case you're really worried about it, be comforted in the fact that I'm just about to have a good wank before passing out for the night; though it's not going to be over the soft core porn they've given me in the book. Seriously, a stranger by the fire on a stormy night? Booooooring.

Update later.